One fine day in the land of Nuel,
While the kids all played in their pudding pool
The king decided to host a duel,
The winner of which could destroy their school
The kids rejoiced, and jumped with glee
For they hated school, but they don't hate me
The rules were simple, and very short
Just fight to the death, said Lord Voldemort
The kids then prepared with arrows and bows,
and axes, and knives, and even man hoes
On the day of the duel the kids all gathered round
They stood there all quiet, not making a sound
The king galloped in on his horse made of soot
Little Jimmy screamed loud when it smashed in his foot
Now the king was a